Im Gettin New Boobs! (a new ukulele song)

Im Gettin New Boobs! (another ukulele melody) Prior this week, I got some terrible/astonishing news about my boob malignant growth (weve been ruined up until now!). I had what I got a kick out of the chance to call Lumpectomy: The Sequel last Wednesday, and the report came back that there was early malignant growth cells outside of the scope of the first tumor that I got expelled back in December. The specialist thinks its been there from the start, and we wouldnt have seen it in the event that we hadnt returned in and gone further/further away (that is the thing that she said) from the first tumor. This certainly wouldve lead to a bombed lumpectomy inside months, so thank child Jesus/Moses that we experienced Lumpectomy: The Sequel (such a turn consummation!) and discovered this. While thisll permit me to sidestep radiation, Ill despite everything start chemo next Tue (Valentines Day! so sentimental!) and have a twofold mastectomy in May (isnt twofold mastectomy the most startling expression ever?!). I gotta concede, Im terrified as hellfire to experience this strategy and its the exact opposite thing I needed/was expecting, buttheres gotta be upside to this malignant growth strangeness, isn't that so? Sign the ukulele!